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[cattygabriel]

[From grace_descends, aka Lucifer]

 

Your Desperate Fans Forecast by mhari
Name
Username
Weapon of choice	Avada KedavraBlunt objectBow and arrowFirearmsDiplomacyDuplicityEmo poetryLightsaberParalyzing cutenessPillowPoisonPunjab lassoRapier witSword*wink wink, nudge nudge*
Secretly wants to snog you:	dartsforhearts
Secretly wants to kill you:	kesefhanaah
Secretly wants to see you genderswitched:	theban_sphinx
Secretly wants to see you kiddified:	archerangel
Will have your babies:	anoldaspect
Number of times you will die this year:	11
RDA of Angst:	67%

... Apparently Eros wants to snog me, Haniel wants to kill me (the poor boy can't even defend himself!), the Sphinx wants to see me as a woman, Raphael wants to see me as a child and, of all people, Morpheus will bear my children. And I will get discorporated eleven times.

This does not make sense at all.

Comments

[http://users.livejournal.com/_silverfox/]

Apparently Eros wants to snog me,
That much makes sense.

Haniel wants to kill me
With questions about your love life?

the Sphinx wants to see me as a woman
Maybe she wants some female company.

Morpheus will bear my children
I'm not sure He'd approve of that.

And I will get discorporated eleven times.
*looks at calendar* That's abit of a tight schedule.

[cattygabriel]

LOL. True. Can you imagine Morpheus's face? ... No, Gabriel, I will not bear your children.

Uriel: Gabriel, I have to Fell you for knocking up the Dream Lord. Even though nobody in Heaven is quite sure how you managed it.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_silverfox/]

LOL!