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[cattygabriel]

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In July I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). Last month I caught a purse-snatcher who stole constantfighter 's purse (30 points). Last Sunday I helped angelofawesome  see the light (8 points). In October I turned arsenicis4ever  in for spitting (3 points). In May I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-645 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking! Sincerely, cattygabriel

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Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! Last Sunday I gave misterbkeele  a Dutch Oven (-10 points). Last Friday I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points). Last Thursday I bought porn for the_rebel_son  (-10 points). In February I pulled grace_descends 's hair (-5 points). Last Wednesday I gave leucemic_god  a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-987 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking! Sincerely, cattygabriel

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Really, I am not going to invade Iraq. I certainly wouldn't buy Lucifer... that... or pull his hair. And what exactly is a Dutch oven?

*ten tries later*

I give up on this meme. Apparently, all I deserve is coal and spankings.


Mun: *dead of laughter*